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a girl typically between the ages of 14 and 20 who dresses like a ho with her friends (i.e. fake tan, long hair, glops of eye makeup), to the point where you can hardly tell one girl from the next. hobots thrive off of facebook pictures of themselves in mirrors before going out or fake-kissing each other-- presumably for male attention; however, competitive hobots also strive to impress each other, thus continuing the hobot cycle.
"did you see megan's new facebook album?"
"yeah, they're all of her and her friends in the mirror, but they all look the same...she's such a hobot."
by lbk90 December 11, 2009
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The porn robots on Myspace (or Twitter, etc.) disguised as attractive females that send you friend requests and tell you to check out their webcam or meet them somewhere. Don't fall for these.
I read that I had a friend request and was excited to see who it was. Then I found out it was just another ho-bot.

FUCK! I tweeted the word 'sex' and all these ho-bot bitches started following me!
by troxdiesel February 10, 2009
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A prostitute grinding hard and so well on the streets of Berkley that she/they resemble machines on Sex.
Damn that ho driving that golf cart has a grip of customers packing behind her! That's like some science fiction machine shit. Or some ho-bot shit.
by Zexamator June 01, 2010
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Hobot or Ho-Bot, sounds like robot. A Hobot is a bot on the net that sends you spam, instant messages or posts on message boards trying to get you to check out a sex/pornographic site.

This Hobot keeps flooding my inbox! >:(
This Hobot keeps flooding my inbox! >:(
by Dj Puma February 27, 2007
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Programs that send out messages on social networking sites pretending to be sexy girls interested in meeting you, fooling many pathetic losers into thinking they are real and forcing them to click on their profiles, only to have their dreams crushed when they find out these hobots do not really exist.
"I have so many hot friend requests on Myspace today, too bad they are all hobots!"
by dmitry925 August 27, 2008
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{wh} ho{re} robot
1. twitter spam bot. Usually with sexy/girlnextdoor/hoe avatar.
Usually 0 followers unless followed by other hobots , spambots or noobz
2. Government created social media fake 'person' delivering propaganda.
3. Online social networking PR representative for hire for murderous genocidal dictators & regimes.
Ethereal creatures, a hobot will appear & spam you with a personal message & can just as quickly disappear, though they often return with a new name and siren song, often leading noobz to malware. Sometimes hobots will be automated & others are from hobot 'farms' where operators drive the hobot conversation.
by astromachia July 25, 2011
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-A promiscuous robot who has many casual sexual relationships.
-A robotic Prostitute , Whore, Hooker, Tramp, Slut
by The-Chris April 08, 2009
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