hobbitz 

noun - large breasts

Check out the hobbitz on that beeyatch!

hobbitz by Brendan H January 16, 2003

hobbitz 

1. The little people from Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings
2. Also characters you can be in Dungeons and Dragons.
3. also known as halfling

1. I'm gonna be a hobbit rogue tonight.

2. Frodo Baggins is a hobbit.

hobbitz by Lindsey April 27, 2004

hobbit hair 

A meaning Danisnotonfire uses to describe his amazingly curly hair

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it

hobbit hair by Phandom 101 April 4, 2015

Turd Hobbit 

A type of internet troll with poor hygiene and an obsession with Dungeons & Dragons; socially challenged man-children who congregate at anonymous online message boards to dispense opinionated advice.

Although the appearance of many turd hobbits is unknown, sociologist Myree Feinstein-Hernandez characterizes them as middle-aged, balding, and overweight. They adopt personas (which they call"characters") for themselves based on Conan the Barbarian or "Warduke", a toy produced in the 1980s.

Turd Hobbit by TyrannoMurid October 30, 2022

Hobbit hole 

A word used for your room when you retreat into it for long periods of time (usually includes food, electronics, and netflix)

Friends: Where's Jim?
Mom: Oh, He's gone up to his darn hobbit hole again!

Hobbit hole by Cinquante March 30, 2015

River Hobbit 

A dirty woman who walks along rivers and meets fisher men and then offers to have you give her the shocker.

That river hobbit we met today sure did like to have the shocker inserted into her dirty spider.

River Hobbit by PG November 26, 2004

hobbit porn 

what hobbit fetishists watch instead of lesbian porn like the rest of us.

Guy1: Man, wanna watch some hobbit porn? I've got lord of the rubber rings here! Guy2: You know it!

hobbit porn by Deimos2 November 28, 2010