a very short person, whose really loud, in love with a person that starts with a k, is not allowed to have caffine, is in love with house and "house", bowls... really bad=D and is annoying to some people...(tood and carl and paul. etc.)
sam is a hobbit!
by Samantha Randazzo January 19, 2009
a small, sand-colored person resembling a hobbit.
this hobbit lurks everywhere, and you should wave at him.
this can be used to scare your dumb friends.
Lauren: "omg, look its the hobbit!"
Melissa: "hey hobbit! everyone wave!"
Frank: "omg.. where's the hobbit? im scared."
Lauren: "the hobbit just told you to gtfo."
Frank: *cries*
by the hobbit's nut May 03, 2008
A small boy by the name of Jacob who is a Housekeeper. Jacob, the Housekeeper, has small little hobbit feet and is also known as a W.O.W. Fag.

Also known as the Hobbizle. The hobbinator. The Hobbinizleator!
Man, Hobbit, quit playing WOW, you fag!
by EP_SWAT September 17, 2007
An insult given to small people.
"Keyligh You're A Hobbit"
by Stephen September 01, 2004
A pocket-sized runt with humongous feet. Ears which are pointy, this suggests that Hobbits were actually meant to be elves ...but whoever created these creatures appearently ran out of material.
Legolas is one elf short of a Hobbit.
by Tressia June 07, 2004
Offensive term for a small gay person, derived from the JRR Tolkein book Lord of the Rings in which sam and frodo seem to become rather fond of one another...
Dwarfism + Gay bar = Hobbit
by NakedSnake March 05, 2005
Hobbit a small fat pussy who follows people that make fun of him. Lives on top of a hill and loves poon jobs, can be found humping a car and filing law suits.
"Lad is a hobbit"
"i hear hobbits get pushed into chairs and start crying"
by Luis May 05, 2005

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