an unknown person who stays in your home for extended periods of time and doesn't respond to hints that they should leave.
"dude the hobbit is sleeping in my bed and know I have to sleep on the coach," "damn the hobbit is back I thought it was finally over," "I think the hobbit came onto me and it is getting awkward."
by MAJQ September 11, 2006
A secret organizaton known only by the name of B.U.S.H (Baddly Used Shit Heads). created almost exact clones of Mini Me. They named these new creatures while they were all drunk. When they woke up the next morning, they found that the H.O.B.B.I.T.S. (Horribly obese bumbling bribeing intellectual tyranus shitheads) had escaped. They then hired a mercenary nicknamed G.A.N.D.A.L.F (gay asshole nabbing diapers after licking fishsticks) to catch them. The whole thing ended up being a big hit, so it was made a movie. For more information, see "racists".
(Hobbits): Small people getting paid more than me.
by ro91 November 24, 2005