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Hobbly Knob Goblin 

The term used describing the head bobbing motion made by:

1. women giving blowjobs
2. people about to fall asleep
Boy: Did you see Justin in class?
Boy 2: Yea he was being attacked by the hobbly knob goblin.

Boy: Did you hear Karl was going out with Amy?
Boy 2: Yea, shes a hobbly knob goblin, hes so getting laid.
Hobbly Knob Goblin by G. Dickel August 8, 2012

Hobbly knees 

These knees wobble so much that they use cordy as an excuse
Bill how’s ur hobbly knees
Hobbly knees by Haha bill January 5, 2020

Hibbly hobbly 

the plural to the word hibble hobble coined by jessie
who is hibble hobble?
why is hibble hobble?
what is hibble hobble?
where is hibble hobble?
what will hibble hobble do to me?
please hibble hobble stop i dont wanna do this.
nono no i dont wanna you cant make me do this
hibble hobble no stop please
please save me from hibble hobble?

all very good questions
You can stop all your hibbly hobbly right now.

Hobalydobles

To eat a large or wide piece of watermelon.
I'm bouta hit on some hobalydobles
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026