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Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer 

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

Hob schlob on a bob knob

a crude slag term for bobbing on the knob. ie a blowjob or blow/hand job done while wearing a kilt. you must complete the blowjob with a cum shot to the FACE! (extra points for eye shots)
oh the other day i was wearing me kilt and i got the best "hob schlob on a bob knob"... i gave her the biggest facial i think has ever cum outa me knob!!! even got her with a good one to the eye, for good measure of course.

hob-knobbing

Messing around, hanging out; especially with snobbish people
Hob-knobbing is how socialites spend their days.
hob-knobbing by Hildasuz December 9, 2008

hob knobbin the hemoglobbin 

placing your mouth all the way down on the males genitals; until it is almost possible to get the balls in there as well.

when a woman loves nothing more in her mouth tham a large throbbing cock, and would fight for the right to have this in her mouth.
She was really Hob knobbin the hemoglobbin.

Hob-Knobber 

Some who tries to appear famous, or wants to be famous
She is such a Hob-Knobber! She will never be famous.
Hob-Knobber by Omg Lambo January 12, 2010

hob knobbler 

Once used as just a word for sucking dicks, now has turned into your average replacing of idiot. You will use this word without even thinking of penises or faggotry, only to eventually realize that this is the actual intended use. This word was pioneered and developed in the early days of 2009.
That kid is a giant hob knobbler.
hob knobbler by H.M. Murdock July 18, 2014