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ho-dometer 

Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.
One day Tila Tequila's ho-dometer's gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.
ho-dometer by Headexpl0dy October 1, 2008
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homometer 

coined by Ed Helms aka Andy Bernard on the daily show.

a classier version of the gaydar
like a gay radar...

it's called a homometer!
homometer by mcha June 6, 2007
Related Words
hodometer • Hoedometer • homometer • ho • ho-bo • ho-bag • ho ho • ho-tard • ho-jo • ho down

hoedometer 

Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.
One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.
hoedometer by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010

Hoedometer 

Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun

: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)
You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.
Hoedometer by QuasarZ71 May 22, 2006

homometer 

measure of gayness in a situation or person
He walked in and the homometer jumped
homometer by Brian blake November 18, 2003

hodometer 

a surveyor's tool used to measure distance.
Robert Hoddle used his hodometer to layout the grid of Melbourne, Australia.
hodometer by Jim Browne February 12, 2005
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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