A girl age 16-19 who usually has long blonde or brown hair which she frequently colores, is tan, wears huge sunglasses and has 20+ pairs of them, while driving her convertible car like a dumb shit, wears a lot of makeup and tight short denim shorts with little tanktops with her bikini underneath and of course flip flops in the summer, and acts like a Paris Hilton wannabe.
Nicole: Like wow, did you see Alexis in her car with the other day when those guys were tryin to pick her up??!
Ashley: I know she is such a sunglasses ho...I'm jealous!
Unofficial term for someone who specializes in rolling up and storing water hoses in a profession that requires the use of hoses. Often used in a sarcastic manner that implies that the Hosun is dignified job; when really it's just a job that no one else wants to do.