hmpf 

A sound uttered in disgust, sarcasm, irritation, or stubborness. "hmm" + "ffff" = "HMPF"


(invented by C. Erickson)

Sarah was irritated by the manner of her friends teasing, so she muttered an indifferent, "hmpf."

hmpf by random-runner April 16, 2009

hmpf 

The sound one makes in response to something peculiar that has just occurred or has just been said. Most often used when irritated. Most often a natural response/reaction.

1) I thought I had a $5 bill in my wallet but it's not here .... hmpf.

2) Val: Just got an email from Sunny. Ted: hmpf

hmpf by Lamop January 29, 2005

hmpf 

an alternate spelling of hmph

go away hmpf

hmpf by 永遠に January 27, 2020

hmpf 

alternate spelling of hmph

go away hmpf

hmpf by 永遠に January 27, 2020

Hmpf 

A sound made by anime girls

Shinigami: You're so stupid! Hmpf!
Hinato: The fuck.

Hmpf by Dicks sporting goods December 30, 2021

Hmpf 

It means "how many pussy farts"

Do you ever ask a girl hey HMPF

Hmpf by Hloele April 13, 2020

hmpfh 

A noise, usually used on Instant Messanger or e-mail when in doubt, upsetted, or angered. A sign of being unpleased.

Person 1 : I didn't get you a Christmas present.
Person 2 : Why not?
Person 1 : Because I don't like you anymore.
Person 2 : -crosses arms- Hmpfh.

hmpfh by Meghead egg explosion July 18, 2009