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Hellworld 

The terrible state of our planet. It is a joking critique of how bad things are/can get.

It is commonly used on the Chapo Trap House podcast.
Man 1: Did you hear about the pedo running for senate?

Man 2: Yea, welcome to hellworld.
Hellworld by mercsmessage September 18, 2018

Hallway Crush 

That one fine ass person that you’ll see in the hallways of school that you lowkey have mad feelings for but can never get the courage nor opportunity to talk to them. You don’t even know their name yet they live in your head rent free. You’ve probably imagined scenarios of them. You’ll wonder wether or not the feelings are reciprocated. You’re not sure if they fw you because they look at you and sometimes smile at you, but at the same time they don’t bother adding your socials or even initiate a simple conversation.
I still remember that fine girl that used to look at me and smile in the hallways. I never knew her name but she was fine af. She’s my hallway crush
Hallway Crush by Chad Chett January 31, 2022

Hallway Hello Friend

Someone you know who isn't really your friend, but who you say hello to when you see them pass by. This term usually defines someone who you don't really know that well or who you don't really hang out with, but is someone who you would greet in passing.
Person 1: "Kelly Smith. Do you know her?"
Person 2: "Sorta. She was more of a hallway hello friend"

Hallway Chirp 

A Hallway Chirp is a phenomenon that occurs in the dwellings of African-American people. It's a series of beeping sounds in an interval of several seconds that the said African-American occupants seems to get used to or not to hear at all.
*beep*

Mike: Was that the smoke alarm? Dude you gotta change the battery.

Jayden: that noise wasn't the smoke alarm, that was the Hallway.

*Beep*

Jaiden: It always makes that sound. It's a Hallway Chirp.
Hallway Chirp by Rashid Ali September 23, 2023

Hallway Party 

Super crammed, super fun social gathering held in a small studio apartment or hallway. Fashion, alcohol and drugs are all common, as are themes. (See hipster subculture)
Dude! I had so much fun at that hallway party last night! There really wasn't enough room to dance, but the unintentional handjob was nice!
Hallway Party by joey the waffle October 21, 2010

Hillwood highschool

Hillwood highschool is the home the the hillwood hilltopers (more commonly know as the hillweed pill poppers). This school is full of ratchet ass hoes who would suck your dick for twenty bucks in the bathroom, and wanna be thugs who gamble in the bathroom and sell chips for a dollar.
Hillwood highschool still can’t manage to win a single football game.