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Head Motha Fucka In Charge. The boss; someone not to be reckoned with. Used to denote, usually in jest, that a person is in charge of a situation.
The coach is the HMFIC. What he says, goes.
by The HMFIC January 04, 2006
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I need to speak to the H.M.F.I.C!
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Obama is the HMFIC of the USA.
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Steve: Who's Larry?
Raul: He runs that chocolate shop on 3rd street -- he's the HMFIC!
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Head Mutha Fucka In Charge. Similar to H.N.I.C
I need ta speek to the H.M.F.I.C.
by Jackalman November 11, 2007
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head mother fucker in charge... boss , forman,...
so whos the h.m.f.i.c around here any way
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acronym for Head Mother Fucker In Charge, usually used when referring to an incompetent boss or leader.
"that dumbass is the HMFIC of the company."
by Cunjo July 22, 2004
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