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8.
HMF
holly mother fuck
Micheal Jackson's status on facebook: i wish we could send smell through internet

fan comment: HMF ?:/
by ales friend from facebbok July 11, 2009
 
9.
hmf
Hit Man Family
a gang created under a group of crips in 1995 under abz and efcc members in long beach california

expanded to oregon and washington
hyt man family 3814 "hmf"
by youngwidow June 15, 2010
 
10.
Hmf
a strange thinking noise tht kids type when they have nothing else to say.
Like a sigh or gasp.
Instead Cool kids use HMF
by Raeeee(: December 23, 2008
 
11.
HMF
Similar to commonly used abbreviations "HML" (Hate My Life)
This is an abbreviation of the expression "Hate My Foreskin", becoming widely used as a way of expressing one's disappointment, or feeling down in general.
Blaming one's foreskin is a lot harder to confuse for someone turning emo than the more popular HML
Guy 1 "Dude, I'm so failing my education, there's nothing i can do about it now, HMF"
Guy 2 "Same man, HMF too"
by FreeEarl April 25, 2011
 
12.
HMF
Hallucinating Mother Fucker; A term applicable to a person who is under the influence of marijuana and/or alcohol and cannot keep their shit together. Some of the criteria for being an HMF is constantly talking or being really paranoid or annoying. One can be called a hallucinating-mother-fucker or HMF for short.

The term originates from the movie "Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood".
Look at this HMF

You were being an HMF last night dude

Chill out you HMF
by Lep in the Hood June 24, 2010
 
13.
HMF
hustle made fellas
Them HMF niggas is real dope
by Taelyana August 27, 2008
 
14.
HMF
a hot mother f****r. if not paired with another person, are usually sitting and playing video games all day, and is in a constant hunt for food. they're very passionate for what their interests are, they use much emphasis when telling stories, and rarely have boring moments. their hair is amazing and they are very seductive in their ways. they have the most beautiful eyes one will ever see. an hmf is always making perverted jokes, and the one listening is unmistakeably always laughing. commonly, an amazing person that one is very lucky to ever meet, and there is only one in eternity.
i'm in love with an hmf.
by i.o.l.v.m. June 17, 2009