brutal hj

a handjob given using the motion one might use to remove the lid from a jar

liam loves brutal hjs

by hfbc August 31, 2006

Lazy HJ

The act of receiving a handjob while being passed out or asleep.

Brock got drunk the other night, he passed out and my girlfriend gave him a lazy hj and he woke up.

by sandness February 19, 2011

HJ Artist

A woman or man who is proficient at the art of the hand job.

"Hey Jim, how'd it go last night with Stacy?"
"Eh."
"What happened?"
"She's no HJ Artist. It was like she was shucking corn."
"Ouch."

by CarthOnasi April 7, 2007

HJ Hands

When a person has nice looking hands for a hand job.

Hey, that girl has HJ hands.

by deeman#1 March 7, 2011

hj bandit

A person that gives handjobs very often.

A person that gives you a handjob quickly and sneakily and than runs off.

Rob: This ice cream is damn good bish!
Bill: Oh fuck man there is an hj bandit over there!
Rob: Cover yourself.
Bill: *Making gasm sounds*
Rob: NO!!!! I was too late!!!!!

by PPK Beast April 4, 2009

HJ Rancid

A stereotypically fugly Hungry Jack's employee. Usually found working on the drive-through so as to keep more distance between it and the customer.

"Check out HJ Rancid there in the drive-through."

by Proctor July 10, 2004

Loose-HJ

A very sloppy and tired Hand Job. It is what happens when you are getting a Hand Job from an out of shape person.

"Hey Dude, did you hook up with that fat chick last night?"
"Yeah, and she gave me a loose-HJ, it was terrible."
"Damn dude that sucks."

by Hiram August 13, 2006