Top Definition
A very sloppy and tired Hand Job. It is what happens when you are getting a Hand Job from an out of shape person.
"Hey Dude, did you hook up with that fat chick last night?"
"Yeah, and she gave me a loose-HJ, it was terrible."
"Damn dude that sucks."
by Hiram August 13, 2006

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