Classic Hitchman 

The act of stealing your friend's more impressive job title and professional identity on a night out in an effort to appear more like the alpha male you're not.

James: "Hey man, how was your night out last night?"
Brian: "Yeah good, I told a girl I worked for EY and we ended up back at her place!"
James: "Ahh The Classic Hitchman. Well played!"

Paolo: "Dude, I totally Hitchman'd my way into a threesome last night!"
Jeremy: "No way, how d'you manage that?"
Paolo: "Told them I'm worked for Morgan Stanley lol"

Classic Hitchman by Mr.BangedYourSister February 7, 2017

Hitchanck 

To send the same seemingly pointless one-word text message repeatedly over an extended period.

Verizon is hitchancking me. I keep getting the message "Einstein" over and over.

Hitchanck by Woody Thrower May 28, 2008

Hitchmas

Christmas for atheists, non-religious people, after Christopher Hitchens.

Merry Hitchmas

Happy Hitchmas

Hitchmas by dearleader December 27, 2013

Hatchman 

Named after a mixed breed of Horse Trainer from the Swamp.
Has been known for his ability in providing plenty of Country Winners to his Swamp region

Good old Swampy gets another Country winner go Hatchman

Hatchman by MICKEY and SCON February 18, 2018

hutchman 

the best in the world, for the best people

hutchman is amazing

hutchman by hty477 June 13, 2009

hitchbang

Similar to a "fingerbang", except using the thumb as though hitching a ride.

Use: "Dude, my middle finger was sore so I just hitchbanged her instead"

hitchbang by m_w June 17, 2014

hinchman 

sex slave

get yourself a hinchman

hinchman by freak321 March 8, 2017