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hitchhiking

To the definition above. NO! HITCHHIKING IS NOT A GAY SEX ACT YOU RETARD!
Anyway, hitchhiking is the method of transport/lifestyle in which a person or group of people stand by a major motorway and wait for a free ride. It is risky but the likelihood of being raped and chopped into tiny bits is very small and overplayed by the fear-mongering media. In my opinion.
hitchhiking around the world is a noble goal but some countries are far too dangerous for an american

Hitchhiking Under the Big Top 

Beating off with the sheet propped over your knees resembeling the Circus Big Top
Felcher's mom no knock pop in to his room resulted in her catching him Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

hitchcocking it 

The act of holding together, with the thumb and index finger, a partially broken cigarette enabling one to smoke it anyway. Particularly prevalent among desperately poor, nicotine-addicted college students.
Dude, don't throw that away. I'm hitchcocking it.
hitchcocking it by A Page July 31, 2008

hitchhiking to the sky 

Another expression for male masturbation. This beautiful metaphore describes the movement of one's hand while performing this amusing activity.
1- Do you have something to do this sunday afternoon?

2- I'll do the laundry, call my parents and then some hitchhiking to the sky

hitchcocking 

When a man urinates in public and is seen from a side profile.
Dude! Turn the other way.... you freaking hitchcocking me!
hitchcocking by D Train 222 May 7, 2019

Hitchhiking cowgirl

When a girl is riding a guy then proceeds to stick her thumb up his ass like she’s thumbing a ride
Did you hear, Chris’s girl was riding him and then out of nowhere she gave him a hitchhiking cowgirl. He puckered his asshole so hard he about pinched her thumb off!
Hitchhiking cowgirl by Da Man! January 2, 2021

hitchhiking

when doing a girl doggstyle, the gentleman inserts his thumb in said girl's butthole
She loves hitchhiking, though I always need to wash my hands afterwards.
hitchhiking by BaroqueBill March 22, 2010