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A shortening of the phrase "his or her." Hiser can be used as a pronoun to refer to a person of unidentifiable sex, or when writing about a person of unknown gender.

See also: himmer, hersh
I was talking to Pat at the bar when hersh scratched hiser crotch. I'm still not sure if that was unladylike or perfectly natural male behavior.
hiser by exstock July 27, 2009
Verb; To uncover then begin masturbating one's genitalia in front of an unsuspecting convenience store worker.
"DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT INCIDENT?! Apparently he hisered and was caught on camera; check YouTube!"

"Daniel! No hisering, THIS IS A PLACE OF WORK!"
Hiser by Brogre December 15, 2016

Hiser Time 

When Jeff Hiser enters a basketball game at the College of St. Joseph's and Munger gets extremely overly excited.
Munger: Oh and jeff Hiser gets up and heads to the scorers table...you know what this means...its Hiser Time
Hiser Time by Nick Loomis January 20, 2009

hickey hider 

a nickname for a turtleneck. there’s a pretty good chance a girl recently hooked up w someone when she’s wearing one
Anna: Fuck dude can I borrow a hickey hider for school tmr?
Emily: Of course, I gotchu girl. Did you hook up with Tyson again last night?
Anna: Maybe...
hickey hider by ur b1tch November 27, 2019

Hibernacle 

You’ve guessed it! It’s a place where you go to hibernate; somewhere to go in winter to get away from petty annoyances, destressify and catch up on sleep. Too good to be true? Yeah, it probably is.
Malcolm is so stupid, he thought hibernacle was a type of barnacle.
Hibernacle by AKACroatalin January 3, 2017
Character from the franchise Ensemble Stars!! The definition of sexy

-by HiMERU himself
- Have you saw that the 5* is HiMERU
- Yeah, I did, they are very sexy
HiMERU by HiMERU June 8, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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