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jameson hires 

A complete bastard who can't get a girl so he sucks dick
Damn Jameson Hires you know how to please my dick!
jameson hires by kfhhiughouigf March 22, 2017

ICU hires 

Political nepotism is back with ICU hires, to assure the government is completely dysfunctional. They have purged the government of highly qualified and successful people. They are now going for ICU hires to assure that no possible good will come from the government.
ICU hires by mlhiss March 19, 2025

Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so that Vergil can become Vergil.

Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so that Vergil can become Vergil.
Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so that Vergil can become Vergil.

hareshsivabalan 

A fat faggot like an overgrown muffin that likes big forehead girls.
Dont be like a hareshsivabalan, man.
Actions, statements, and thoughts which fall outside of that which is in the Holy light of the God-Emperor of Mankind, and, thus, into the unholy darkness of the Ruinous Powers. Inquisitors, through their holy judgement, seek out and destroy heresy wherever they find it, through any means necessary, including the drastic measure of exterminatus.

Discussions on what constitutes Heresy is considered Heretical; this is not because no one can come to a decision on what is heretical and not-heretical, this thought is also heretical.

Reading this definition is heretical.
Heresy is like a tree, its roots lie in the darkness whilst its leaves wave in the sun and to those who suspect nought, it has an attractive and pleasing appearance. Truly, you can prune away its branches, or even cut the tree to the ground, but it will grow up again ever the stronger and ever more comely. Yet all awhile the root grows thick and black, gnawing at the bitter soil, drawing its nourishment from the darkness, and growing even greater and more deeply entrenched.
Such is the nature of heresy, and this is why it is so hard to destroy, for it must be eradicated leaf, branch, trunk and root. It must be exorcised utterly or it will return all the stronger, time and time again, until it is too great to destroy. Then we are doomed.
Heresy by AvacynsWrath January 5, 2018

Alex Hirsch 

The god of entertainment and imagination. His true origins are unknown, he presents us a fabrication about California, but the most popular theory is he was created when Disney noticed that they completely sucked balls and made a deal with a dream demon to make something worth watching be made. They were given an entity known as Alex Hirsch, and Gravity Falls was born.
We all went to the temple of Alex Hirsch today to present our offerings of gratitude.
Alex Hirsch by Dabster Habster August 20, 2016