Hipstercrat 

A self-proclaimed sect of hipsterdom in which the individual recognizes he or she is a hipster with an almost aristocratic air hanging over them. Rather than rejecting the title of hipster, they accept it but seek to distinguish themselves from the broey bastardized hipsters that tend to birth out of frat houses. Characterized by a superior taste in music that encompasses a broad spectrum of genres that range from folk to variants of house. They avoid shameless wobbles known as American dubstep at all costs and love IPAs/home brewed alcohol.

Hipster Bro: Yo I just nabbed tickets to Skrillex & Avicii I got my neon bro tank all ready to RAVE!

*sips natti ice*

Hipstercrat: That shit is an auditory nightmare! Listen to some Claude Vonstroke and grow a beard for fuck's sake.

*sips home brew*

Hipstercrat by DandyLeon December 12, 2012

Hipstagram

A word used by wannabe-wannabe hipsters looking to make their photos more vintage-y. They vaguely remember what the app is called for their mobile device since seeing it on an equally wannabe-wannabe hipster friend's device.

They search Hipstagram instead of Instagram or Hipstamatic.

I need to download that hipstagram app so I can be hipster too

Hipstagram by Gavenecko July 17, 2011

Hipstergasm

The pure exuberance when a hipster makes a new hipster discovery. Whether this is a new way to grow an ironic beard, a thrift store that sells corn cobb pipes or an unreleased 45 by vampire weekend.

Iver discovered a new thrift store and had a total hipstergasm when he found the motherload of v-neck shirts, skinny corduroys and polyester scarfs.

Hipstergasm by Atomic Fist Bumps April 17, 2012

Hipstagram

Noun - when someone posts an photo on Instagram that is of a hipstery-nature. It could be a picture of his/her meal, or perhaps an artistic selfie with an obscure filter.

Becky: Oh my gosh did you see Suzy's latest hipstagram post?

Gina: Yeah, and like how many times do you need to see a salad before they're all the same?

Becky: At least she didn't use #thisgirl or #foodporn

Gina: Oh, no wait, she did. What a hipstagrammer.

Hipstagram by snaebjornn January 21, 2014

hipsterganger 

Noun: Someone that looks exactly like yourself but as a hipster in Williamsburg.

My friend and I were on the G and at Metropolitan Ave his Hipsterganger gets on! Dude looked just like him except he had a fu manchu mustache and was wearing a bandanna and red lumberjack. Freaky.

hipsterganger by mdhattar December 28, 2010

hipstergaters 

A word commonly used in place of goodbye, or see ya later.
Best used when leaving a group chat.

"Cya later, hipstergaters!"

hipstergaters by superedgyboi69-10+10-3+4-1=69g February 7, 2017

hipstergranny 

Grandmas with hip replacements that rides segways with seats.

The hip replacement is usually very cold and you should not at any point put your penis in it.

look at cocas hipstergranny
or
look there goes that hipstergranny

hipstergranny by Xstasyen September 28, 2010