by Ghost Snake Killa April 7, 2022
When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".
Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.
by mossyrock September 4, 2014
by cannow February 19, 2010
by acoustiix January 15, 2016
I love her like a bottomless hippopotamus
by Footlessbuss May 22, 2017
Star Jones wearing spandex looks like a hippopotamus eating a lemon. Star Jones has hippopotamus cooch.
by JesusChristSupaFreak March 28, 2005
Brian: That bitch was so loose that I got no pleasure . It felt like I was sticking my dick in some nasty jello .
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o
by SuckThePussy October 31, 2011