hippocritic 

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

hippocritic by jpg3 October 8, 2011

hippocritical 

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

hippocritical by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013

Hippocrip 

A hippo who is involved in a gang.

The hippocrips kidknapped the President's son.

Hippocrip by hatersmashpertaters September 12, 2018

Hippocrate

1. The retarded way of spelling 'hypocrite'.

2. A large container used for transporting a hippo.

1.

*On a chatroom*

Dumb Guy: Man, that Tommy69 is such a fuckin' hippocrate...

Smart Arse: Dude, you mean hypocrite?

Dumb Guy: Yeah, whatever...

2.

Zoo Keeper: You got the hippo in the hippocrate yet?

Random Bloke: Yessuh.

Hippocrate by The Crateman October 16, 2011

hippocritter 

Dieting with many talkative overweight people prompted the play on the words, "overweight yacky hypocrite". A person who often talks a "good weight loss" but cannot follow through.

She kept talking about how 120 lbs was going to be easy yet after 3 year, she's gained weight. What a hippocritter!?!

hippocritter by Chris Yandall November 16, 2004

hippocratical 

A belief system of Anesthesiologists that refuse to enforce Capital Punishment. A combination of the hippocratic oath taken by physicians and the word, hippocritical. A term coined by the great Stephen Colbert, in reference to the anesthesiologists that refused to assist in the execution of a convited rapist and murderer.

"Those sum bitches Anesthesiologists are so hippocratical, they wouldn't know truthiness if it came up and bite them like a bear. And that's the word."

hippocratical by chang-a-lang February 25, 2006

hierocryptic 

A sacred or cherished puzzle or mystery

1. "I got a hierocryptic text from my girlfriend reading: OMG! What is wrong with you?"

2. Jesus had a hierocryptic rubixcube.

3. Some people would consider the game of Tetris would be hierocryptic.

hierocryptic by Billiam34 September 27, 2012