hypocryphal

An untrue story told to support a point you don't believe in.

From an NYU panel discussion about Naqoyqatsi: 'Some people might accuse me of being hypocryphal for using technology to criticize a technological society...'

hypocryphal by SlowMovingTarget October 20, 2004

Hipocrite 

A person who talks shit about someone and acts like they don’t like them either, then goes and hangs out with them.

She was literally talking shit about her and now they’re bff’s. What a hipocrite.

Hipocrite by user7891 July 27, 2018

hierocryptic 

A sacred or cherished puzzle or mystery

1. "I got a hierocryptic text from my girlfriend reading: OMG! What is wrong with you?"

2. Jesus had a hierocryptic rubixcube.

3. Some people would consider the game of Tetris would be hierocryptic.

hierocryptic by Billiam34 September 27, 2012

hypocrypt 

Where Dick Cheney will be entombed.

hey bob, you know that a fear mongering trouble maker who is the source of the actual threat should be buried in a hypocrypt after their demise. Thats where Dick Cheney should be buried.

hypocrypt by ontheball January 1, 2010

hipocrite 

1.)Someone who says something that even (s)he disagrees with.

2.) A person who is the exact opposite of what (s)he is.

3.)Anyone who discriminates against people or things that are just like them or that they do.

1.)Stoner: "Weed isn't good for you at all, man!" = HIPOCRITE!!
-or-
"Don't smoke weed!" = HIPOCRITE!!

2.)The Devil: "I am such a holy person!" = HIPOCRITE!!

3.)Whigger: "Dude, you gotta stop tryin to be some who you're not...just be yourself, dawg!" = HIPOCRITE!!

hipocrite by Bones_25 January 9, 2008

Hipocrite 

A hipocrite is a person who states thet sont like when you do something and does the exact thing.

"Hey, you why do you have an umbrella over your head? It's only drizzling." Said Addi, but Addi has an umbrella over her head. " GIRL YOU HAVE AN UMBRELLA OVER YOUR HEAD!" says Mack. "Your being a hipocrite!"

Hipocrite by YOURUBERDRIVER October 26, 2018

hipocrit 

A person who criticizes others for not being hip (cool).

Just because he thinks he is a hipster doesn't give him the right to be a hipocrit.

hipocrit by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011