Da classic, "I've been taken hostage by a terrorist group, but I don't want to be rescued" joke (i.e., da photo shows a dude sitting on da ground and surrounded by a dozen or more buxom scantily-clad hotties holding AK-47s) is a prime example of a hijilling. As da supposed "hostage" says, though, he prefers to just stay wif them instead of having anyone try to take him away, since his "captors" are all so gorgeous and desirable, and thus he actually ENJOYS being their captive; also, of course, da idea is dat if he simply behaves himself and cooperates wif whatever his lady-captors tell him to do, some or all of said voluptuous-bodied rebels will likely allow him "ultimate privileges" as a reward. :P :D
by QuacksO July 12, 2023