Hillbilly Highball 

A mix of crack, bath salts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s.

Steve “life’s just so boring last night I watch ballers and did a mix of crack, bathsalts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s”

Sponsor: “ohh you fell of the deep end and did a hillbilly highball”

Hillbilly Highball by Milkycunt69 January 27, 2019

Lake Michigan Highball 

Chicago tap water.

Bartender: "What can I get you to drink?"

Person: "Um, I may get a drink in a little bit, but I'll have a Lake Michigan Highball for now."

Bartender: "I'm sorry. What's that again?"

Person: "Just tap water, sir."

Lake Michigan Highball by Ginakakis November 14, 2012

hippy highball 

the way every true hippy starts their morning. A seemingly contradicting mixture of marijuana and coffee.

(Roommate 1 to awakening hippy): hey man, what time is that plumber coming over to fix the toilet?

(Hippy Roommate): shit man i dont remember, i need my hippy highball to clear my head.

hippy highball by noahsimonpeter October 4, 2010

Highball 

Entering a toilet cubicle that has mobility assistance rails, removing all pants, undergarments, socks and shoes before standing on the rails and taking a glorious dump from the high heavens.

I just wanted to feel the breeze between my legs so I performed a highball.

I think I feel a highball coming along, boys.

Highball by MexicanMicrowave March 19, 2020

highbernate 

{verb} the sleep that often comes after one is high, usually induced by the drug.

Person 1: Hey man, you wanna roll another j?

Person 2: Nah man, im tired. i think im gonna go highbernate.

highbernate by matashowski1 February 4, 2008

HIGHBALLER

Over achiever. One who prevails. Conquers steep challenges. Elevates any standard. Instinctively motivated. Talent that delivers. A born leader.

Mining related (where the term actually originated):

Ryan is such a Highballer...he ran 2 drills and managed to get over 500 feet in one shift in bad ground without losing any rods!

HIGHBALLER by HIGHBALLER FAN February 22, 2011

highwaters 

Slang for short pants, ie, the person's socks are showing.

Look at him, he got the highwaters!

highwaters by Dem March 22, 2003