Highjacking

Beating the fuck out of your meat while high on marijuana.

“I can’t talk, I’m about to start highjacking”

by PO2 Cook June 27, 2018

Highjacking

Masturbating while smoking weed.

Synonyms include:
-masturblazing
-weedwhacking
-leafblowing yourself
-disappointing your parents

Mum: *walks in ur room*
You: smokes weed while cumming to thicccc girls
Mum: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', GIMP BOI?!
You: highjacking, mum.
Mum: GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR, RIGHT NOW!!
You: LET ME EXIST IN PEACE!
Mum: SON OF A BITCH
You: HELL YEAH, I AM!
Mum: RHIEWJFHEUIWJKDH3GWIUQJ

by Squawk_on_my_cob August 16, 2018

Highjacking

The act of inhaling smoke from a bong or spliff while masturbating. Whereby the goal to climax before exhaling.

Nunny was highjacking whilst watching Star Wars.

by Polomarko January 10, 2017

Highjacking

A word used to describe when someone is jacking off while smoking weed at the same time.

"Hey, I heard that guy the other day jacked off while being high!"

"Yeah man, he was highjacking for 50 minutes straight!"

by Ultimatum March 13, 2021

Highjacking

The act of masturbating on a plane.

Friend1: “does highjacking get you into the mile high club?”

Friend2: “no.”

by 231redneck October 20, 2022

HighJacking

A word to describe the art of jerking off while high

After smoking weed Ryan was highjacking for 6 hours strait

by RyanIsSOOOOOOOOGAY666 May 3, 2018

Highjack

To masturbate, while under the influence of but not limited to say, marijuana. It is also important to point out that extreme focus is exercised.

E.G. Oh man last night I had tunnel vision as I watched back door sluts 9 and Highjacked after i toked up

by Therandy15 June 14, 2011