being high is probably one of the funnest things you can do. you simply cannot deny that if you smoke. if you don’t smoke, don’t continue to read this. you will not comprehend anything you are about to read.
when you are high, your life becomes so much more vulnerable to fun and excitement, the littlest things become too entertaining to describe.
t.v. is always so much more entertaining when under the influence of marijuana; for example:
music videos always seem SO much more amazing.
random, annoying t.v. shows that normally seem irritating and scripted, such as maury or jerry springer, all of a sudden seem SO enthralling and intense.
you also discover what shows and movies were written by people whom were high.
every show has someone who 'looks like someone you know'.
you discover that a black women's restriction to beating their boyfriend’s ass is to bounce their knees up and down on their chair real quick and bob their head around a lot and swear and wave their arms. they also repeat sentences or numerous words over and over again. like, 'oh you already know, you already know'.
background music in commercials are incredibly fun to dance to. it all sounds like techno for some reason.
shows like family guy and movies like half baked finally make SO much sense. matter of fact, so does a lot of other things.
eating is always much more pleasurable,
every food seems exotic and foreign in taste.
eating seems to bring down your h...
It's all about feeling good, feeling chill
. Simply breathing and feeling a smile come on simply because you're content. Looking around and seeing the good. Bad doesn't exist. Just joy. Just laughter. Pure elation. Satisfaction over life. No worries. Pureness and wholesomeness. The people you see, the music you hear, the things you touch are of better quality. Everything is lovely. You have peace. You have to be there. I love going.
Listen to "Get Ready" by Sublime while you're high.
After inhaling the cannabis, you will feel somewhat fuzzy, like your body is outlined with a tingly sensation. Once this occurs you know you are only beginning to feel the high. After many more tokes, you will say to yourself: "Yes, I am getting higher and higher." When it all sets in and you've become "stoned" your eyes begin to become squinty and dry. The world now, may look like a skipping movie, or it may seem as if you are watching your own life on television. When someone's talking it is also normal to actually hear the words 2-3 seconds after they have said it. Eventually you may think of random funny moments in your life, and begin to laugh out loud for an unnecessary amount of time. And of course the people your with will say, "haha your really high aren't you?" And you think yes, yes i am (but you just laugh instead of saying yes). The conversations that you hear when you are high will have much more meaning than when you are sober and maybe even a little confusing. If you think of a story to tell and forget what you were going to say to everyone don't be surprised- for everyone has surely done this. Once you forget you will try to remember your story for about 15 minutes (or 1 minute but it'll seem like 15) and you'll realize that it is honestly impossible to recall it from your memory at the moment. So, instead, you continue watching TV. When you are watching TV or video games ect, it may be too much to bare. Two minute commercials will last about 10 minutes...more...
Probably the best experience in the world. But its so hard to explain, kind of like a dream but so much better.
I\'m going out and getting high.
A cool sayin some guy made up:
sex, drugs, rock n roll,
speed, weed, birth control,
lifes a bitch,
then you die,
so fuck this world,
and lets get high ! ! !
Ok... lets get high.
The state I live my life in.
"Diego is high all the time."
The feeling you get after smoking sweet, sweet Mary Jane. Vaporizers, joints, blunts, bowls, bongs -- it don't matter, 'cause we're high! It's hard to explain if you've never tried weed before, but here it is:
Before it really sinks in, everything's just really funny; you're high, they're high, and somehow, that's really funny. Words that never seemed humorous are suddenly the shit and words that never made sense together now make perfect sense. Forgetting things is frequent; you'll be mid-sentence, forget the sentence, struggle to remember, forget that you were trying to remember something, then make a whole new sentence.
Some people talk louder without realizing it when they're high; others get quieter.
Music sounds amazing; like it's all around you, coming at you from all directions. Almost like a movie theater. You're so out of it you even think YOU sound good singing.
Things may look almost holographic, like they're popping out at you. That's probably because your eyes are mad big. People seem to look a lot hotter than before, and you may also feel like people are watching you.. Trust me, they are.
If you're high at all, you'll be hungry. Try not to go too insane -- you'll regret it when you're sober. One thing I noticed is that everything tastes 1000000x better; stronger, I guess.
You're incredibly self-aware; you have this warm feeling of security all around you. Cold things may not feel cold or h...