Egg-Hider

Egg Hider--- Someone who's testicles don't sit where or as they should,
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.

"Dude, I tried to Rochambeau that guy for the rights to buy that sweet honey
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."

by James L. Johnson, Jr. December 7, 2007

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grinder hider

A closeted homosexual who likely holds a position of authority.

Rick Santorum is probably a grinder hider.

by JohnJohnsonfromWisconsin September 16, 2022

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ass hider

A sweatshirt or jacket tied around the waist of a female with the torso section hanging down to cover her rear end. It may be 100+ degrees outside and there she is with an ass hider on. Fools no one and brings attention to it rather than hiding it.
Indicates to the male species that a woman is self confident about the size of her ass and feels the need to cover it up. Shows lack of self confidence and low self esteem.
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Man that chicks can is so big she need an ass hider.

Black widow sure needs an ass hider in the last Avengers movie.

Check out the cute blonde with the ass hider on.

by Scott Desden May 8, 2016

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