Any light truck exhibiting one or more of the following:
Any part or all of a rebel flag.
Bumper stickers mentioning guns, fishin', or hound dogs.
Decals depicting anyone pissing on anything.
Burps, and hiccups combined. When you hiccup, and then you burp afterwards. The mostannoying thing that can happen.
John: I hate hiccups.
Bob: Well, hiccurps are worse.
John: What are those?
Bob: Burps after hiccups.
John: Ha, your a moron! *hiccup* *burp*
Bob: Haha. Karma.