A hibb is a jerkoff who makes people he can tell what to do to do something that he cant even do because he is a lazy douchebag with a diet consisting of anything that gives you bad cholesteral and chews on a toothpick because he thinks he is a badass... But he is not nor will he ever get laid by a women or an attractive man.
Boy 1: "Wow, Coach is being a real douche today."
Boy 2: "I know, we always do stuff he can't do, like his wife"
Boy 1: "Yeah, he's such a hibb and he always will be."
Girl: "Guys! The coach is having a stroke!"
Boy 1:"He'll be a hibb in Hell as well."
Boy 2: "I know, we always do stuff he can't do, like his wife"
Boy 1: "Yeah, he's such a hibb and he always will be."
Girl: "Guys! The coach is having a stroke!"
Boy 1:"He'll be a hibb in Hell as well."
by Rico V April 28, 2009
To Be Majorly Retarded, Slow Witted And Over Weight. A Creature Who's Diet Consists Of Only Chips And Who's Life Is Run By An Over Protective Mother.
by Liam Rocks The Socks April 30, 2007
by harry ballsonyah February 15, 2008
by Jonathan Sweetapple April 5, 2019
An insult used to disparage all hibernating creatures. Most often used when referring to hedgehogs, Eskimos, and garter snakes.
by johnyqd January 11, 2014
Is when you get a girl so drunk she passes out in a public place then you start to finger her hoping no one will see what your doing, also you usally get with girls which are roughly about the ages of 0-13....
by Bantersaurus Rex 1234 December 29, 2011
by quidditchplaya July 3, 2012