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acronym for "here for that" or "here for this"
David looks so good with long hair, I am hft
by krisvonnnnnn November 20, 2012
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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High five that shit. Used in any situation where a high five would be accepted almost to the point of necessity
Tom - "Bro I just friggin got a 45 KDR in Black Ops!"
Bro - "HFTS bro!"
Tom - "Hell yeah!"
by Shnizz April 10, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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An acronym, "Hot From The Side"
Mary: OMG. HE'S SO HFTS.
"Hot Guy": -Turns to the other side-
Jane: With.. a giant mole the size of Canada on the other.
by TheLurveOfYourLife March 05, 2010
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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Abbreviation for "Horse-Faced Twat"
I saw that HFT in the hall today. I swear I got STDs just by looking at her.
by Brahseidon March 28, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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He can't miss, he's HFT!!
by TD20 April 17, 2009
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Hawk Fucking Tooth.... A socially awkward situation that no one wants to be a part of except for the one person who is making it awkward.
You never should have invited that homeless man over for dinner, he asked if he could turn the garage into an F- shack....HFT
by Julins May 11, 2011
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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