Hewlett Packard 

a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware

guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard

Hewlett Packard by GeorgieFrank November 23, 2015

Jennifer Love Hewitt 

Born; 21 February 1979 Waco, Texas, USA
5'2½"
Has very nice brests

Jennifer Love Hewitt is chestacular.

Jennifer Love Hewitt by boshk March 8, 2005

jennifer love hewitt 

hot as hell, got big boobies and looks innocent until behind closed doors.

for one night with jennifer love hewitt...ill give up one testicle

jennifer love hewitt by dannneee September 30, 2005

Hewlett Packard 

Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.

-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed) Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a [fire.

-How much?
$1500

Hewlett Packard by NukifyouBuk December 4, 2010

Steve Hewitt 

Drummer to the band Placebo, bandmates of Brian Molko and Stefan Osdal. Played on some of Placebo's demo tapes, but was unable to join band because prior commitments to the band Breed. After Breed found out they were crap and Placebo got rid of their drummer Robert Schultzberg Hewitt joined the band forever. Is now married to his two husbands Brian Molko and Stefan Osdal.

OMG, did you see Placebos gig(?), Steve Hewitt made me come in my pants!!!111

Steve Hewitt by Mariah Arieux June 11, 2006

Hewlett Packard 

Rated worst computer company for two years by PC World.

PC World said "Apple soars. Acer and eMachines soar. HP(Hewlett Packard) snoars."

Hewlett Packard by PCWreader June 24, 2009

hewlett 

a district school in long island, new york where the boys and girls come together to smoke wax , juuls , myles etc etc and we have such a nicotine addiction that the school put up posters in the classrooms and the bathrooms after the old posters got taken down. nicotine addictions are basically contagious here, as many cloutchasers end up with them. we come together from the poor part of woodmere , the mediocre part of hewlett and the rich part of hewlett harbor and learn in a school with half shitty and half great teachers. we’re forced to wear our ids and thank gosh not forced to eat the school lunch, which actually honestly isnt that bad. the parties here are mediocre, actually,.. lowkey really bad. the cliques we are known for are the japs - both boys and girls. although we arent the Most jappy school on long island, we’re pretty bad. we rival lawrence and we are very very different from them. life in hewlett is a life unforgettable.

person 1: im moving to hewlett
person 2: good luck, and don’t catch a nicotine addiction!

hewlett by fukk school February 14, 2019