A word a girl in Southern California woke with in her head, and discovered it has no definition. No sooner does she realize there is also no word for when you wear something short on a hot day and sit on something leather or “pleather”… and your ass and thighs stick to it as you stand up, as if removing adhesive tape very quickly… okay so that’s now called “Hetmut”. It’s a common phenomenon that tends to occur in bars, cars, pizza joints and your boyfriend’s shitty sofa.
Her ex-boyfriend’s fat ass would Hetmut whenever he sat up from that fake leather chair he loves so much.
by ShitWarriorBitch November 5, 2022