hetdar

The opposite of gaydar. An ablilty to sense heterosexuality in another being. Useful when your newly uncloseted friend decides that every attractive male with a sense of style is gay, and tries to trump your totally logical arguments to the contrary by proclaiming to have gaydar.

gay dude: "Your buddy Steve is gay."
not gay dude: "no he isn't"
gay dude: "believe me I have gaydar, he's gay as Christmas"
not gay due: "Well I have hetdar, and he's about as gay as Wilt Chamberlin"
gay dude: "oh..."

hetdar by Sean M. Lennon March 9, 2006

Hetard 

It's supposed to be a person obsessed in Hetalia, but there's another meaning to it. The "Heta" in "Hetalia" comes from the word "Hetare" in Japanese, which means "useless".

So the meanings are:
1. Useless retard, "retard" because of the "tard" in the word

2. Hetalia obsessed person

Girl One: Hey! Are you going out with Derp anymore?
Girl Two: No, he's such a hetard
Girl One: A what?
Girl Two: A useless retard
Girl One: Oh...

~~♥

Girl One: I bought Hetalia plushies and posters and dvd's and etc etc etc...
Girl Two: Wow, you've become a Hetard
Girl One: No! I've become one with Mother Russia!
Girl Two: o_o...

Hetard by Aquamethyst November 19, 2012

Hetare 

A Japanese anime slang which signifies an inept and mentally unstable character who is always sincerely worry about something benign and crumbles by a slightest nudge.

But their acute behaviour is the very reason why others love (or laugh at) them. Self-inflicting hypochondriac but in a funny & harmless way.

Originally derived from an old Japanese colloquial expression 'he-tare' (constantly farting from one's mouth) which means someone tend to moan/sigh/squeal when facing a trivial problem. Also a term for underlings, lame animal/object.

Friend: Why did you call an emergency service when you got lost in the Metropolitan Library? Jane: because I should not disturb other people in a library...isn't that written in the law? If I made too much noise, a laser beam will poke my head and cook my brain! ...that small devices on the wall are for that, no? Friend: Haha...no (is she referring to CCTV cameras!?). Next time you got lost in a library just ask someone quietly but don't call an emergency service, OK? Jane: OK. -- Since then Jane is keenly learning sign language so that she can ask "where is the exit?" without making a noise. She reckons it's a brilliant solution, forgetting that not many hearing people can understand sign language. Well-meant but inept and eternally entertaining at their own cost, is HETARE.

Hetare by Deektionary September 4, 2013

Hetarezeme 

A seme that is obviously controlled by his uke.

In Junjou Romantica, a manga and anime series,the character of Usami displays a strong aggressive, 'in charge' seme surface, but he really is a hetarezeme to Misaki's reluctant uke.
Source: Mentioned by the voice actor, Hikaru Hanada, in an interview.

Hetarezeme by ButterflyFomori January 28, 2009

hetarth 

Hetarth is the best friend you could ever have, hes got ur back, LIZ IS A MORONIC GOAT BTW

Hetarth is a homie frr

hetarth by woooo.1234 October 3, 2021

Heiðar/Heiddi 

A very tall and handsome man. He gets a lot of hoes and every bitch wants him.

Omg is that Heiðar/Heiddi hes so hot I want to fuck him so bad.

Heiðar/Heiddi by Green wood has a fat ass November 22, 2021

hotdar

When someone has amazing skills of finding hot people. (Just like gaydar, except with hot people.)

"Wow Ava, you have really good hotdar."

hotdar by kaylalikebubble April 7, 2008