5 definitions by Sean M. Lennon
A weight-challenged unattractive female.
by Sean M. Lennon March 1, 2006
by Sean M. Lennon March 1, 2006
The opposite of gaydar. An ablilty to sense heterosexuality in another being. Useful when your newly uncloseted friend decides that every attractive male with a sense of style is gay, and tries to trump your totally logical arguments to the contrary by proclaiming to have gaydar.
gay dude: "Your buddy Steve is gay."
not gay dude: "no he isn't"
gay dude: "believe me I have gaydar, he's gay as Christmas"
not gay due: "Well I have hetdar, and he's about as gay as Wilt Chamberlin"
gay dude: "oh..."
not gay dude: "no he isn't"
gay dude: "believe me I have gaydar, he's gay as Christmas"
not gay due: "Well I have hetdar, and he's about as gay as Wilt Chamberlin"
gay dude: "oh..."
by Sean M. Lennon March 1, 2006
Now that you are sexually active let's go to the store and load up on fingercots for your sack inch so you don't contract a disease from your notoriously sexually active girlfriend.
by Sean M. Lennon March 1, 2006
A metaphysical ability to sense or seek out those who are holding. Somewhat like the stoner version of gaydar.
by Sean M. Lennon March 1, 2006