The Wet Hesson

15 seconds of pure passion, pumpin' and a sweatin', and a pumpin' and a sweatin', and then the middle finger right up the asshole.

"Hey how are things with Sarah?"

"Good man. For a while we considered seeing other people. I mean, things have been tough lately."

"So what changed?"

"The Wet Hesson."

The Wet Hesson by Sloshball August 23, 2011

hesson 

One bad ass name Irish people invented but no one uses, basically it means a king.

Hesson is dope ass fuck but he acts like a little bitch.

hesson by Hessy August 26, 2020

Hesso2002 

Latin for scrùb.

(1) Bad at pvp.

(2) Homsexual

(3) Loose butthole

Your a Hesso2002!

Hesso2002 by 2 chainZ April 12, 2014

hesson@hesson 

if hesson wins out, I’d whip out too.

yo you want to hesson@hesson and chill

hell yeah bring the nos

hesson@hesson by hessoninhesson June 12, 2018

Hesson Warrior

Hesson Warrior is code-name of secret RCB employee who reports directly to Director Of Cricket Mike Hesson.
He is the one who do real scouting and brought guys like Devdutt Padikkal and Rajat Patidar. Hesson Warrior will do anything to defend his boss Mike Hesson.

Tom- Look, RCB just posted a video of Mike Hesson's masterclass in auctions.
Dick- Pretty sure Hesson Warrior have already drafted 500 tweets for his praise.

Hesson Warrior by whatpseudonymbhenchod August 3, 2021