some sort of molesterish creep that one middle school has hired for a music teacher. no one knows why. everyone crys. i no how to ryme. i can do it on a dime.
yea im done
but still
he hasn't won
the battle
on top of
my cattle
because she pooped
on his head
which he scooped
inside his bed.
WHOA MAN, i got hesse, dude, shit. im leaving school
by cumnugget August 24, 2008
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In the online gaming community, To 'get hessed on' is to be beaten by someone vastly superior, after which the 'hessor' berates the 'hessee' over chat or voice coms. See also Get on my level
Loser: How did you hit me with that hatchet from nearly 200 yards away?

Winner: Because you're a baddie. Get hessed on!
by capnsouth December 21, 2010
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La hess, a french word signifying a struggle, a misery, a crisis.
Do you want to come on vacation with me?
No, I can't. It's La Hess
by jazymtl September 27, 2019
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To make fun of and/or back sass someone -in a sarcastic tone- for saying something that you don't care to hear.
"I'm going to bed."
"Alright Hess..."
by crazydrummer May 14, 2010
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Author. Almost as likely to get you into Eastern philosophy as J. D. Salinger.
"Dude, I read Siddhartha by Herman Hesse the other day and now I wanna be Buddhist."
by EdgarM. November 7, 2007
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