13 definitions by Michael Lee 2.0

Phlinge

Phlinge

When a turtle is inserted into the vagina canal

go on than show us ya phlinge

by Michael Lee 2.0 March 3, 2020

Jagger Kimmel, he is a goat, he dunks on peoples moms and can bust a move in a exemplanary fasion

Person 1: "Jagger Kimmel called Tims Mom Godzilla"
Person 2: "I like Jagger but him calling peoples moms that is disrepsectful"

by Michael Lee 2.0 February 11, 2022

The goat, He legit is the only person holding york prep together, he is so goated

Liam Cooney and Jagger Kimmel were dunking on people in the mcdonalds ball park

by Michael Lee 2.0 February 11, 2022

A big fat racist cis gender white male who only thinks of himself, he has seg with child and fuck tem in the behind on the rump

Big juicy fat cum shit/Max Hess
Did you see Max Hess he was being a shit head max hess
Listen you fat retard I will kill you and you are family

by Michael Lee 2.0 March 3, 2020

a black genital that is so heavy it rips the human ball sack

"I will eat youre stonk" -Gandi

by Michael Lee 2.0 September 27, 2018

Stabbing people with pencils
having no friends
reading his kindle

My favorite celebrity is obama OH SHIT MICHAEL LEE IS COMING

by Michael Lee 2.0 September 24, 2019

A fellow black but not big ball sack, he do crack but he also give penis a smack. He gay, but he would fuck you in less than a day.

by Michael Lee 2.0 September 27, 2018