hes not reading this 

who?

jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learnt how to read.

reading is great

hes not reading this

hes not reading this by succmydicc February 16, 2018

Does that mean hes not coming on then? 

a known word used by James May in "The Grand Tour" each time a visitor dies on their way to the studio

"Oh no, he's been bitten by a snake and has painfully died outside the studio"
"Does that mean hes not coming on then?"

Does that mean hes not coming on then? by Lucy The Saurium September 28, 2021

He's not playing with a full deck 

Yet another way to call someone a fucking dumbass.

Person 1: hey man look at that douche-bag with the popped collar who is wearing aviators inside at night.

Person 2: He's not playing with a full deck

He's not playing with a full deck by Con#1 July 19, 2012

he's not home right now 

Excuse given by the mother, father, or other relative or friend of a less-than-altruistic "friend" not to call someone back on the phone.

I tried to call my (sarcastically spoken) wonderful friend Peter, but all I get is his sister on the phone telling me he's not home right now.

he's not home right now by pentozali February 28, 2008

he's not my president 

a individual or a large group of democrats that can't snap into fucking reality 😀

bob:"wow donald trump is the president of the united states"
cheryl:"no,fuck no he's not my president no matter what!!"

he's not my president by mmmmlmaommmm January 22, 2017

it's not gay if he's dead

An inside joke within the Danny Phantom tumblr community. "It's not gay if he's dead" is a joke about people who want to fuck the ghosts. I don't know the origins of it lol

DP fan: "and then i was like, It's not gay if he's dead!"
Their hostage: "please let me go i haven't seen the sun in months"

it's not gay if he's dead by nymphadora1404 February 16, 2024

Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers. 

Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.

Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"

Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."

Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers. by KubaKaktus April 22, 2023