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Steve:Dude, That Bitch Looks Like She a Heroid
James: Yeah I Sell Her Heroin
Heroid by RANRANRU April 19, 2012
A hemroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a hemroid, buy a hemroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.
Kris took a poo and his hemroid popped and started bleeding out like a wound from a bullet.

hermoid muncher 

Out of this world retarted and delusional. (no idea of how this world works, either from area 50 or area 52.)
A different species to mankind due to the lack of common sense.
shut up you hermoid muncher!
pig.
Basically, a swollen blood vessel on your ass.

The hooker put my hemroid between her teeth, and popped it like a fruit gusher.
Hemroid by CAT_MARK_1 January 11, 2008

hemroids 

n. Small abrasions on the anus which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.
slang. Used to say someone is mad
dude ur dad has the fucking roids
hemroids by roids masta August 25, 2003
A pejorative term for gay people to call heterosexuals/straight people.
person 1: why are straight people so horrible?
person 2: they are a bunch of hetroids, what did you expect?
hetroid by wasbluke October 29, 2023