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2.
an expert lumberjacks' tool to chop trees
you must chop the largest tree in all the forest with a herring!
by jawsofboredem November 22, 2006
 
1.
one who posseses red/pink/orange hair
Jarrad is the biggest herring, his hair could stop traffic.
by sam July 02, 2004
 
3.
Afro'd White man with an unhealthy interest in children, and asian porn.
Epically fails at guitar and most social situations.
'Id watch it if i were you, you've had a herring following you all the way from school'

'There's a herring with a telescope in that window'

'Stop trying to do something you suck at, your being such a herring'
by Noturmum February 05, 2010