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herpegonosyphilaids 

The worst Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) a person could ever contract. It is comprised of the following: herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis and AIDS.
"I just got back from Vegas and something really itches and burns down below!"
"Oh, I think you've picked up herpegonosyphilaids...sounds like what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas!"

herpegonnosyphiltitis 

The most dreaded STD of all time...a combination of all possible diseases. Can only be contracted from the dirtiest whores in the world. Often used figuratively to emphasize the dirtiness of a person.
Art: "I hooked up with Lisa last night. It was awesome!"
Dave: "Oh yeah, that's what Sam, Johnny, Pete, Ted, Nick D..."
Art: "Wait...all those guys were up in that?"
Dave: "Yeah, and also Kevin, Matt, Will...shit I could go on forever."
Art: "So your telling me every guy in your frat has nailed this girl?"
Dave: "No, no, no, not at all. Only about 80% of my frat, I'd say. And pretty much all of SAE, Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu, Pike, Alpha Beta...but she's hot, man. Good job."
Art: "Is she clean?"
Dave: "No, she's got herpegonnosyphiltitis. You wrapped it up, right?"
Art: "So that's why my dick turned green and purple and rotted off this morning."
Dave: "Yeah, that explains it."

Herpetologist

Person 1: What is your job?
Person 2: I am a herpetologist.
Herpetologist by Common Russian April 18, 2018

herpegonnasyphilaids 

A term to describe someone that has slept with everyone.

A combonation of Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis & A.I.D.S.
Dude, she's she been around so much she's got herpegonnasyphilaids!!
herpegonnasyphilaids by Huntedbear January 20, 2007

herpetophilia 

The sexual atraction to reptiles, commonly dinosaurs or anthropomorphic lizards.
"I saw this really hot t-rex guy on furaffinity the other night, his name was Rexar he really got me into herpetophilia."
herpetophilia by jadenz November 30, 2009

herpegonnasyphllaid 

used when talking about somebody who has about every std known to mankind
Dude stay away, she has herpegonnasyphllaid
herpegonnasyphllaid by Skitzo16 January 20, 2007