herpepotamus

Derogatory term for a woman who is fat and slutty.

Did you see the herpepotamus that Adam went home with?

herpepotamus by SunNovaGun September 19, 2010

herpegonasyphillAIDS 

A combination of herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS. This means that you are burnt up, and I mean really burnt up.

Jaime a hoe. I know she got herpegonasyphilLAIDS.

herpegonasyphillAIDS by F[ace]less April 8, 2009

herpegonosyphilaids 

The worst Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) a person could ever contract. It is comprised of the following: herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis and AIDS.

"I just got back from Vegas and something really itches and burns down below!"
"Oh, I think you've picked up herpegonosyphilaids...sounds like what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas!"

herpegonosyphilaids by buffy3 June 2, 2009

Herpetrator 

The person who commits the crime of having herpes and passing it along without alerting their partner or any future partners.

"Dude, I bet that girl from the other night was a total herpetrator."

"Yea, good thing we let Dave sleep with her, now he's the one that needs to go get tested."

Herpetrator by SillyLikeAGoose December 9, 2009

herpegonnosyphiltitis 

The most dreaded STD of all time...a combination of all possible diseases. Can only be contracted from the dirtiest whores in the world. Often used figuratively to emphasize the dirtiness of a person.

Art: "I hooked up with Lisa last night. It was awesome!"
Dave: "Oh yeah, that's what Sam, Johnny, Pete, Ted, Nick D..."
Art: "Wait...all those guys were up in that?"
Dave: "Yeah, and also Kevin, Matt, Will...shit I could go on forever."
Art: "So your telling me every guy in your frat has nailed this girl?"
Dave: "No, no, no, not at all. Only about 80% of my frat, I'd say. And pretty much all of SAE, Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu, Pike, Alpha Beta...but she's hot, man. Good job."
Art: "Is she clean?"
Dave: "No, she's got herpegonnosyphiltitis. You wrapped it up, right?"
Art: "So that's why my dick turned green and purple and rotted off this morning."
Dave: "Yeah, that explains it."

herpegonnosyphiltitis by Nick D July 13, 2004

Herpetual offender 

Someone who knowingly has the STD, Herpes, and repeatedly has sexual intercourse with unknowing suspects.

I'd stay away from Jamie if I was you, he's a total herpetual offender!

Herpetual offender by Ultramega June 3, 2010

Herpetologist

A person who studies reptiles.

Person 1: What is your job?
Person 2: I am a herpetologist.

Herpetologist by Common Russian April 18, 2018