Here's some bleach 

Another way to say "kill yourself"

Brentley: " Bro, I broke the bong."
Chard: "Here take this."
Brentley: "What's this?
Chard: "some bleach, kill yourself."

Here's some bleach

Here's some bleach by Captainmeeks April 30, 2014

here's hoping 

An expression or idiom showing someone's desire for something to happen.

Due to bad weather, my flight to Makkah got canceled; here's hoping they will reschedule it for today.

here's hoping by Aishah_noor November 22, 2013

here's the kicker 

basically.. here is the ironic, or surprise part of what someone is telling you

I went to the store yesterday, here's the kicker, I saw Mr. Dirks, my math teacher!

here's the kicker by herekicker August 19, 2008

Here's the scoop

this is whats happening

Do you know what is happening? Yep, here's the scoop

Here's the scoop by Robbie Sherman August 20, 2004

Here's Your Sign 

A phrase coined by comedian Bill Engvall. The 'sign' should be worn by stupid people baring the warrning that they are infact stupid. When someone does something stupid, you can simply tell them 'Here's your sign...'

In the lost luggage section of an airport...

Bill Engvall: She said, "Can I help you?" I said, "Yes ma'am, you lost my luggage." She looked me right in the eye and said, "Has your plane landed yet?" "No, princess, I'm having an out-of-body experience! I'm just checking on it! Here's your sign."

Here's Your Sign by TackyJello July 1, 2004

Here's the deal 

A phrase used to preface an instruction, or to tell someone like it is.

"Here's the deal, you go get the chinese take out while I wait here and que up an episode of Jim Rome Is Burning for us to watch when you get back."

"Here's the deal, you better change your attitude of you plan on having any fun tonight."

Here's the deal by chess5 April 23, 2010

here's looking at you kid 

A famous line from the film "Casablanca" (1942), starring Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. Rick Blane (Bogart) says it multiple times throughout the movie to Ilsa Lund (Bergman).

Ilsa: When I said I would never leave you.
Rick: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid.

here's looking at you kid by as time goes by March 16, 2007