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shampoo that somehow gives women orgasms
by rawr May 19, 2004
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A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.
(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom)
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!

Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.
by Lorelili December 01, 2007
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While having sex in the shower with your girl, you pull out and nut in her hair and then use it as shampoo.
Last night my girlfriend got a great herbal essence experience.
by kumhearho September 10, 2010
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that sticky-icky-icky... ohh wee! put it the de air!
i was burnin that herbal essence; it had me zooted!
by vaguegus May 10, 2005
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A form of revenge involving unscrewing the cap of a shampoo bottle and depositing jizz; "a totally orgasmic experience."
"So now all my roommates shower with herbal essences."

"They have totally orgasmic experiences?"

"No, but I did."
by SBCP February 01, 2010
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herb, weed, reeefer (to talk about weed when parents or teachas are around)
Hey,you bring the herbal essences tonite?
by dupri November 09, 2003
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The act of ripping open a girls ass and pouring shampoo right down. Now when she takes a shit she cleans your toilet.
by HACKz1337 November 20, 2008
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