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Mother natures got her tits out 

When its absolute pearler of a day
Fuck me horse mother natures got her tits out today

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog 

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

mother thumb and her four daughters 

a guy's hand, as referred to when he uses it to make his special sauce.
Why go out rent a ho when you can make love to Mother Thumb and her four daughters for free?

mother palm and her five daughters 

The art of female masturbation
"Wheres Trinizzle?" "oh she's playing with mother palm and her five daughters."

shit ass bitch ass mother ass fuck her in the ass 

A angry phrase that once you start saying, you cant stop saying.
Me: *gets angry*
Also me to myself: Shit ass bitch ass mother ass fuck her in the ass

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