hemipenes

The word used by the Order of the Stick comic writer that may or may not relate to a male lizardfolk's genitals that lacks any formal definition.

"Hey, while you're at it look up hemipenes, because you can such both of my-" (Quoted from Order of the Stick #738)

hemipenes by mehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmeh April 26, 2011

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helipenis

When 4 men get naked and strap themselves together with leather straps with each man's penis sticking out. They then get a woman to stand next to them, then they spin at about 350 miles per hour slapping the woman with all 4 penises. Sometimes, the men also masturbate while spinning and create cum traveling so fast that it penetrates the skin of the woman and kills her. This is also used as a torture tactic by soviet russia on women from Idaho to learn the secret to their famous potatoes.

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helipenis by A Soviet Russian [potato] February 21, 2014

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hemipenis

The reproductive organ of animals of the order squamata (lizards and snakes). It is two sided, allowing the animal to reproduce from either side. This is especially useful to snakes, as they have no legs to assist in mounting. The hemipenis is barbed, order to prevent the escape of the female and to keep the two animals connected in the act of fornication.

To answer a common question related to the hemipenis, no, snake and lizards have NEVER fornicated in threesome.

I can never eat lox and bagel again because the snake's hemipenis looked like smoked salmon with barbs.

hemipenis by MazurkaMatt May 30, 2006