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Matt Helders 

Drummer for English indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys; agile beast; drummer extraordinaire; rhythm panther; Diddy companion; stylish-motherfucker

To be undeniably skilled or talented at something
He's good but he's no "Matt Helders"

I'm about to go "Matt Helders" on this kit
Matt Helders by xxJo November 30, 2011

buff helmets 

"...Then I asked these young ladies do they buff helmets They said fuck you, took a sniff and then they didn't tell me..."
-Tony Stark
buff helmets by buckalope December 4, 2009

Stig-Helmer 

A Stig-Helmer is a creative, clumsy, day-dreaming, kind person. They tend to become fascinated of one certain thing, like train models, therefore, a Stig-Helmer must be a very intelligent guy. A Stig-Helmer is also very creative and creates interesting imaginations of the world around, dreaming of being a hero, Stig-Helmer is unaware that he already is one. Stig-Helmer got one friend, Ole, who is a really nice company for Stig-Helmer. Although Stig-Helmer is a bit sceptic to modern things and Ole is obsessed with such, they still agree on many things. Ole is an optimistic Norwegian and Stig-Helmer a more sceptic Swede. Together they travel all around the world. Let’s not forget, Stig-Helmer is the most romantic human you can find! He is nice and understanding and treats a woman the way she wants. He doesn’t ask for much love, but he gives away a ton of it to whoever he might love. On the deepest inside, he is very heroic and won’t let go of anyone in need of help. Stig-Helmer’s common appearance is a tall guy with glasses, mustache and wild hair with the so famous Stig-Helmer-tofs sticking out from the side of the head. Stig-Helmer is always running into troubles but with his creativity he solves them easily. He is also a great fan of the football-team Hammarby (Bajen). In fact, Stig-Helmer is a very famous figure in Sweden from the movies about him, Sällskapsresan. You’ll be able to find them but they’re in swedish. Stig-Helmer is portrayed in the movies by Lasse Åberg.
-What is the name of that tall, friendly guy?
-You won’t believe me! Stig-Helmer!
-OMG xD
Stig-Helmer by DODmof January 29, 2021

helmets and gloves

Helmets and gloves is a form of boxing played before or after a hockey/lacrosse practice/game. Two participants wear their hockey/lacrosse helmets and gloves while the rest of the team watches. The object of the game is to punch the other person in the head as much as possible. ONLY punches to the head are allowed. Match ends when one person gives up or gets knocked down. A common game among teenage hockey/lacrosse players to see who is tougher.
Player 1: Wanna go helmets and gloves after the practice???
Player 2: Sure.

Helmer-Pod

A small poop nugget that is stuck in ones butthole.
Marlene is walking funny again, think it might be a Helmer-Pod.

This Helmer-Pod is driving me crazy, I can’t even chainsaw-fart it out!
Helmer-Pod by em el soups February 9, 2019
People who claim to not be gay but secretly (obviously) are.
Person 1: He's not gay he's a Helmer!
Helmer by mycockslong February 11, 2022