Hellmix 

Noun.
1. A sumptuous mixture of various left over dishes combined together with aggression, loathing and majesty in a large pan or wok. A hellmix often occurs after a heavy night of drinking where takeaway was eaten and the recipients sufficiently cuntoxed at the critical ordering stage. This results in a fucking stupid amount of food being delivered, much of which lays discarded. This situation can however be made good the following morning by tipping it all into a single pan and creating glorious glorious hellmix, a dish so much more than the sum of its parts that brings despair and dark eroticism to all who taste it.

2. A mixture of anything that appears to have been combined with the requisite levels of hatred and genius.

1. "Pass me another bowl of steaming hellmix Eric, you beautiful bastard. I want to start the day with a healthy dose of heartburn and acquire an arsehole like a Japanese flag by lunchtime"

2. "I can't be fucked to clean the house, do we still have any of that hellmix we brought back from glade? I really feel that a nervous restless energy accompanied by harrowing visuals and an inexplicable crushing feeling of dread is really going to get me in a cleaning vibe.."

Hellmix by ItsUncleGarry February 22, 2013

Hellmaxxing 

Obtaining a one-way ticket to hell by doing something incredibly bad, evil, or shameful.

Jacob: Where’s the craziest place you’ve had sex?

Steve: I’ve fucked a girl in the St. John Paul II National Shrine on Good Friday.

~ Steve is fucking Hellmaxxing.

Hellmaxxing by Goodguybadguy August 5, 2021

Hellmira 

A "city" in the Southern Tier region of Upstate New York. Its inhabitants are usually stuck there and hate life because of it. The scenary is beautiful and the history is rich, but the overabundance of wanabe thugs, ex-cons, addicts, STD carrying whores and former psych-center patients roaming the streets has rendered this once thriving metropolis into a decaying shit hole of a city.

I used to live in Hellmira (and once wanted to move back to help the area grow) and now the only time I ever come back is during the holidays.

Hellmira by brYzmz August 9, 2009

Hellmira 

Slang for Elmira, NY: a small town in Southern Tier of New York State. The nickname dates back to an American civil war prison where Confederate soldiers knew brutal conditions. The intense cold, sparse food, human cruelty, terrible sanitation took its toll in human life and suffering. The Federal prison was closed after the Civil war. New York State established and maintained a maximum security prison, at a new location, that was quickly referred to by the old name. The non-incarcerated community's economy relies heavily on prison system since the closing of many of the manufacturing facilities. Other prisons have been added to the area. The growing economic despair, along with a diminishing local population, has affected the morale and means of the locals. Besides prison employment, most of the local businesses are poverty based: "rent to own", "high credit risk" types of businesses are all that can be sustained. The birthplace of persons of note such as: Hal Roach, Eileen Collins, and Tommy Hilfiger.

If you don't stop being a thug you're going to end up spendin' time in Hellmira.

Hellmira by Salad_Shooter February 4, 2010

Hellmaxxing 

Obtaining a one-way ticket to hell by doing something incredibly bad, evil, or shameful.

Jacob: Where’s the craziest place you’ve had sex?

Steve: I’ve fucked a girl in the St. John Paul II National Shrine on Good Friday.

~ Steve is fucking Hellmaxxing.

Hellmaxxing by Goodguybadguy August 5, 2021

hellmich 

Every team has that "one guy". You know who I'm talking about. The one that sits in the corner stinking up the place. The guy that cooks cauliflower in the microwave. The guy that has the smelly shoes under his desk. The guy that WFH but is never online all day. We call this type of guy...the Hellmich. He's also known to spend long stretches of time in the bathroom washing his hands for no reason.

Guy 1 - Dude who blew up the breakroom with that awful smell?
Guy2 - It had to be the Hellmich!

hellmich by Atlas Jenkins February 24, 2015

Hellix 

712 What a great guy! He will go above and beyond to help anybody. Always considering his friends. Feeding the nation. Fire king.

Hellix in 712

Hellix by @slash April 10, 2021