Top Definition
a big fagit bagel maker whos a cheap fuck & never has enough skanks working for him. he loves to get head from little midget men and loves to have tits rubbed on his face by women who weigh over 8798798 lbs. a man who has a small penis that still wrapped in the original hot dog holder. a man with an ugly fat wife with a big ass. a man with two kids who smell like mexican feet. a man who likes to stuff olive juice in his butthole n lets his wife eat it out. discusting human being. a fail to men everywhere. a fail to man kind.
Ew...dont be a helim and marry a fat chick.
by yo mama sucks mah dick. August 12, 2010

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