Helga Pataki Syndrome

Loving someone so much that you hate them with the same instensity because you're afraid of rejection so you cover up your true feelings with the opposite.

Helga: Arnold! What a do-goody geek, how I loathe him... and yet... (silly music plays and she starts blabbing some poetry that she wrote about him)
Helga Pataki syndrome

Helga Pataki Syndrome by snejana October 17, 2012

Helga Lumpneck

A very beautiful girl in a blue polka-dot bikini. She will sometimes stuff her bikini.

"Hey bro, Helga Lumpneck is looking beautiful today."

Helga Lumpneck by dude-man-guy December 29, 2020

hellsay 

An expression of when you have a bad holiday or an expression for a place that you really hate

- Yo, we had such a hellsay ( bad holiday) christmas last year

- I feel like I'm just wasting my time at this hellsay school

hellsay by Trima4life December 17, 2016

helse

someone who is awesome and beautiful and who is an absolute 𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟

pronounced hell-see

Wow, that person is an absolute helse!

helse by a chelsea who is a helse May 22, 2021

helisexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.

Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"

helisexual by Pseudologist May 18, 2014

helga lumpneck

Helga Lumpneck is a beautiful woman that stuffs her blue polka dotted swimsuit with beach balls. She has to be played in a movie by a guy that doesn’t want to play her, and she has a giant lump in her neck that makes her side ways over 90 degrees.

“DUDE! SHES HOT? Is she new?”
“Yeah bro, that’s Helga Lumpneck”

helga lumpneck by dudette-woman-girl January 5, 2021

Helms-Deep 

When balls-deep just is not deep enough, you gotta keep on pushing through.

Man, I was balls-deep in Joleen last night when she screamed "deeper", so I went for helms-deep.

Helms-Deep by ahrnygoose November 2, 2010