the helvetica scenario

Derived from an experiment (carried out in Switzerland, aka Helvetica) where the nucleus of a calcium molecule in skin was removed, leaving a temporarily stable electron/proton shell, causing a mutation that made the skin grow over all the openings in the skin. The helvetica scenario is a nightmare scenario that occurrs when this technique of removing the calcium nucleus- called quantum superpositioning- is used irresponsibly to harm people.

Political advisors feared that the country would resort to biological weapons, causing something like the helvetica scenario to happen.

the helvetica scenario by m3770r December 4, 2012

Helvetica 

A popular modernist typeface that's used just about everywhere, such as in corporate logos, signs, posters, operating systems, advertisments, and et cetera. Odds are you've seen it more than enough times in your life to memorize the distinct shape of each letter.

Graphic designers love and loathe Helvetica for its modernist appearance and practicality, and its adaption for any practical purpose.

I watched that Helvetica documentary last night, and I fell asleep at the 20 minute mark. Pretentious documentary is pretentious.

Helvetica by Somebody, but not Nobody March 15, 2008

heretic 

n 1: a person who holds religious beliefs in conflict with the dogma of the Roman Catholic Church syn: misbeliever, religious outcast
2: a person who holds unorthodox opinions in any field (not merely religion)

He doesnt believe in god, he's a heretic.

heretic by adrian (atl) September 28, 2005

Heretic 

Invented with the creation and spread of Christianity, a heretic (in the middle-ages) is every one who did not accept or questioned the Catholic church or its laws. Unlike what the Church spread, Heretics were rarely Satanists or non-believers.
In fact, in many cases, they had a stronger and more realist belief in God than that of the Church followers. It is just that the Heretics believed the Church's ways were wrong and corrupted, and that is why they followed their own way.

Many great people through history were Heretics, and they were punished and executed by the Church.

Heretic by Urban_Fellow July 17, 2006

Heretic's Fork 

noun:

A medieval torture device which consisted of a two-sided fork which would be strapped to the victims neck so that any movement of the jaw caused extreme pain.

The victim was then forced to say the word "abiuro" which is latin for "I recant" or else they were hung or burned at the stake.

This device qualifies as a funkatron.

Tom: "I don't really think that god exists..."

Bill: "STFU or Im gonna tell the pope and he will strap a Heretic's Fork to your neck!"

Tom: "..."

Heretic's Fork by Argonak April 12, 2008

Heretic Anthem 

The gretest song ever made. It was made by the Metal group Slipknot, and sung by Corey Taylor. Very hard, very heavy, veary true to life. Man is simply 555. I am 6(sic)6.

I'm a pop star threat and I'm not dead yet
Got a super dred bet with an angel drug head
Like a dead beat winner. I want to be a sinner
An idolized bang for the industry killer.
A hideous man that you don't understand
Throw a suicide party and I'm guaranteed to fucking snap.
It's suicidic, It's pornoholic.
Breakdowns, Obscenities, It's all I wanna be.
If You're 555 then I'm 666.
If you're 555 I'm 666.
If you're 555 then I'm 666 (what's it like to be a heretic)
If you're 555 I'm 666. (what's it like to be a heretic)

Heretic Anthem by Hao Sama September 16, 2004

Heretic 

Usually applied by Warhammer 40k fans or members of the Adeptus Astartes, Adeptus Custodes, Inquisition, or Exterminatus Extremis to anyone who dislikes the Warhammer 40k universe, and/or acts/says in a negative way towards the Imperium.

Jussie Smollett: I was..... uh.... attacked....... (Cries like a baby)...... my attackers said...... "Long Live the Imperium."....... I really don't like the Emperor.
Brother Midael: Heretic! I shall Exterminatus Extremis you! The Emperor Protects!

Heretic by Weaponized Dank Ootism March 6, 2019